[Cowboy Brigade] It certainly doesn’t seem from the description that there is a brigade (defined by Merriam Webster as “a large body of troops”) of cowboys anywhere to be found in this book, so I am calling a foul! However, I am very intrigued by the promise of a Bonus Puzzle Inside—whatever could it be? Some kind of logic puzzle, or something more straightforward, like asking the reader to calculate whether it’s possible to carry around adorable twin girls and still shoot a vicious killer on the ranch?

[Reunited…with Child.] A child is reuniting with them? Are they reuniting with Julia Child? Yes OK, somebody obvs had a baby but that title is so absurdly stupid I can’t take it!

[The Rancher’s Twin Troubles] Wait, wait, I know this one! Ummm … loss of government subsidies and Mad Cow Disease! Right?