How To Tame A Willful Wife:
 

1. Forbid her from riding astride
2. Hide her dueling sword
3. Burn all her breeches and buy her silk drawers
4. Frisk her for hidden daggers
5. Don’t get distracted while frisking her for hidden daggers…
 

Anthony Carrington, Earl of Ravensbrook, expects a biddable bride. A man of fiery passion tempted by the rigors of war into steely self-control, he demands obedience from his troops and his future wife. Regardless of how fetching she looks in breeches.
 

Promised to the Earl of Plump Pockets by her impoverished father, Caroline Montague is no simpering miss. She rides a war stallion named Hercules, fights with a blade, and can best most men with both bow and rifle. She finds Anthony autocratic, domineering, and…ridiculously handsome.

It’s a duel of wit and wills in this charming retelling of The Taming of the Shrew. But the question is…who’s taming whom?

I … just … really doubt this is going to work for me. And I don’t like the cover.

A worthy follow-up to Seduced by a Stallion…

[Men of the Zodius]

The Legend of Michael: “He is sin and satisfaction, lust and damnation…”
The Storm that is Sterling: “He is vice and victory, lust and damnation…”
The Danger that is Damion: “She’s his enemy, and his destiny…”

These sound like hazardous guys to be around. If I were you, I’d go with the Sexiness that is Sylvester or the Regular Paycheck that is Raul.

[The Storm that is Sterling] This book is currently winning my unofficial “worst title of the month” contest. It’s about a guy named Sterling Jeter. I’m sure he has sterling qualities, much like Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter.

Cloudy with a chance of errors.

[Red-Hot Santa]

Santa has changed! Christmas cookies have “too many carbs” now and he insists on delivering gifts shirtless.

[Beauty Dates the Beast] There’s really nothing like a want ad to get you the mate you crave.

WANTED

Single human female to join charming, wealthy, single male were-cougar for a night of romantic fun—and maybe more.

Me: The tall, sensuous, open-minded leader of my clan.

You: A deliciously curvy virgin who’s intimately familiar with what goes bump in the night. Must not be afraid of a little tail. Prefer a woman who’s open to exploring her animal nature. Interest in nighttime walks through the woods a plus.

My turn-ons include protecting you from the worst the supernatural world has to offer. Ready for an adventure? Give me a call.

Vampires and doppelgangers need not apply.

[The Sarantos Secret Baby] Who the hell gave that man a baby? I assume the inside jacket is of him holding the baby in the air and laughing maniacally.

But anyway. There are probably more secret babies in Romancelandia than regular babies. All babies born must be from one night stands, the product of a shady past or forbidden love. The Law!

[Reunited…with Child.] A child is reuniting with them? Are they reuniting with Julia Child? Yes OK, somebody obvs had a baby but that title is so absurdly stupid I can’t take it!

[Caught on Camera] Oh you caught me, walking through the wilderness with my shirt half on. The description is totally bananas so it has to be put in it’s entirety:

Wilderness survival television star Dominic Tyler (Ty) and his assistant Kate Somersby are stranded in a remote cabin during a freak winter storm. Things look pretty bleak—until they make a fire and strip off their wet clothes….

Act I—set up

Survive This! is Kate’s life…as are unscripted fantasies about Ty, her boss and best friend. But when Kate is suddenly injured, Ty decides filming is too dangerous for her. This will be Kate’s last adventure for a while.

Act II—plot point

Kate is furious and threatens to quit. But Ty needs her. So what can he do? Keep her occupied by filming every minute of their intense and definitely unrehearsed sex!

Act III—cliff-hanger

It’s Kate’s choice now: Her hard-won career? Or end credits featuring dangerously wild sex with Ty? Ha. Some choice. But either way, the final cut is guaranteed to be a thrilling ride!

So she got injured in the woods and wants to quit, so to keep her from quiting her boss just sexes her out in the woods for days? Is that a recommended remedy for injury now?

[The desert king’s housekeeper bride] Another Mad Lib romance title! The Someone’s Something Bride/ Mistress!

The plot is a little convoluted: She’s a “frumpy” virgin housekeeper who was inexplicably sent to the desert to clean up after a Sheikh, which happens all the time! Housekeepers, like the military, are prepared to be sent overseas at a moments notice to deal with untidiness emergencies.