[Seduced by a Stallion] There are some mental pictures that you just don’t want to give your readers.

A cooking cozy mystery called Seduced by a Scallion would be a different thing. A strangely appealing thing.

[Drip Dead] I like that the protagonist is a female plumber’s apprentice, but if the series goes on too long, one wonders if they will run out of pithy “plumbing tips” to include.